JOKE OF THE DAY: The Frying Pan

The Frying Pan

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for", the husband asked.

The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name "Jenny" on it that I found in your pants pocket."

The husband replied, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."

The wife apologized and continued with her house work.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with a larger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining his consciousness, the man asked why she had struck him again.

The wife replied, "Your horse just phoned."